Y'know, I don't think the sisters know as much as they make you think they do. And I don't think cleaning the church windows is as character-building as they say it is, either.

The doc gave me some medicine, but I think he was lyin' when he said it would make me stop being stretchy. All it does is make tired. So I'm not gonna take it anymore.

Hey, Father Wolfwood, when I was younger, was I on a ship? I was on one in my dream last night and I don't remember ever being on one.

I'M STILL CURSED.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?! WHAT'D I DO WRONG?

...BESIDES THE OBVIOUS STUFF.


[ooc: See here.]

Don't worry, guys, I'm going to be out there in a while! I just gotta make my way out there, so don't start anything without me first, okay?

I just gotta get this window open first.


[ooc: Yes, he seriously just posted an announcement that he's escaping to hang with his gang buddies where everyone can see it. And he's very obviously breaking out of the orphanage through the window. Grounding is imminent, but does he care? If you live in Rotarl, feel free to apprehend the little hooligan?]